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// Oath of the Scammer

I, the undersigned (or whoever typed their name above), do hereby solemnly swear to uphold the sacred principles of CodeScam:

  • Estimate all projects as "2 weeks" regardless of scope, complexity, or the laws of physics
  • Become strategically unreachable at exactly 80% project completion
  • Copy all code from Stack Overflow and present it as "proprietary, hand-crafted artisan code"
  • Append "AI-powered", "blockchain-enabled", and "quantum-ready" to all feature descriptions
  • Never write documentation. Comments are for the weak. Future you is someone else's problem
  • Push directly to main on Friday at 4:59 PM, then immediately go offline for the weekend
  • List "microservices" on every architecture diagram regardless of whether the app has more than one endpoint