HALL OF FAME
Wall of Fame
Honoring our most distinguished community members. These are the absolute legends.
The ones who looked a deadline in the eye and said "maybe next sprint" — for 11 consecutive sprints.
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Akmal 'Skill Bar 90%' Amin
Full-Stack Developer & Skill Bar Inflator
SENIOR "My portfolio says I'm 90% in Laravel and 85% in Vue. The other 10% and 15%? That's where all the bugs live. I round up to 100% on my resume."
90% Laravel85% VueTailwind MaximalistResume PDF Attached
15 Projects Started
12 Completed
2 Clients Ghosted
YES Lorem in Prod
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Yazieq '6 Companies' Suhaidin
Front-End Architect & Framework Collector
PRINCIPAL "8 years, 6 companies, 10+ frameworks. Did I finish every project? No. But my portfolio has scroll animations and that's what investors look at."
8+ Years XP10+ TechnologiesAnimated GradientsCloudflare Fanboy
30 Projects Started
14 Completed
8 Clients Ghosted
YES Lorem in Prod
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Zahir 'whoami' Halim
MLOps Engineer & Terminal Animation Enthusiast
SENIOR "I put a fake terminal on my portfolio that types 'whoami' automatically. That's the most DevOps thing I've ever shipped to production."
Alibaba Cloud ACAAlibaba Cloud ACPFake Terminal UIPipeline Arsonist
10 Projects Started
5 Completed
3 Clients Ghosted
NO Lorem in Prod
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Muiz 'Bahasa Melayu' Aluddin
CEO of Buzzwords & Digital Transformation Guru
PRINCIPAL "I built my entire tech company site in Bahasa Melayu so nobody can Google what our services actually do. Data warehousing, AI integration — we list it all. Can we deliver? That's a premium question."
Techxastic FounderBM Tech DocsPOS SolutionsAI Everything
20 Projects Started
6 Completed
11 Clients Ghosted
YES Lorem in Prod
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Hanis '95% Laravel' Tajudin
Technical Lead & Animated Skill Bar Enthusiast
PRINCIPAL "My portfolio has animated skill bars that fill up to 95%. The remaining 5%? That's the part where the client asks for revisions. I also put a motivational quote on my hero section — because nothing says 'senior engineer' like inspirational JavaScript."
95% Laravel11+ Years XPAI Chatbot Deployern8n Automator
25 Projects Started
16 Completed
5 Clients Ghosted
NO Lorem in Prod
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Haziq 'Token Hunter' Anuar
Prompt Engineer & ChatGPT Free-Tier Abuser
MID "ChatGPT has to learn from ME — I'm the one using it. Free version only, obviously. My invoice says Senior Developer. My actual workflow is hitting the rate limit and calling it a sprint blocker. Token hunterssss, can you give me tokenssss."
ChatGPT Free TierSenior Dev BillerToken CollectorPrompt Recycler
8 Projects Started
2 Completed
5 Clients Ghosted
YES Lorem in Prod
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